Email & Joy:Part 2-now how exactly does this work?

Joy is for lack of a better description, a vulture typist. She circles the keyboard before diving in to STRIKE the alphabet/number in question. This technique is used for each and every alphabet/number for every word in every sentence. Is there such a thing as a typing speed of 5minutes per sentence? This "old peep" is the Scribe for her church group "The Deborah Circle." Each copy of minutes is typed & printed in size 18font so they can all see it to read it.

Email & Joy-Part 1 : more aboutclarence&computerslater(sigh)

After many discussions and finally purchasing a laptop in 2005; my mother Joy has embraced the technology to which most of us are now "attached by the hip" to. She has email....boy does she have email...there are exactly 1536 emails presently,patiently waiting for her attention. Most are chain letters, corny dirty old peep jokes or just plain spam. Please note: There are emails in her inbox from 2008. She's either opened or read but can't quite grasp the delete concept yet

Doctor's Appointments

Making appointments should be a simple enough task....but not for the "old peeps"!
Joy takes care of this on a regular basis through the local HIP center as they both see the same Doctor. HOWEVER....this time she asked Clarence if he wanted a full check up or just a general exam. Clarence asked Joy if there were Pyschiatric services available. When Joy asked why? Clarence responded " you are a very cranky woman, I think you need help".
The last thing I remember before I ran out the door after oh about 15 seconds of dead silence, was seeing my mother pick up a wooden spoon and heading in his direction.