Clarence: Before there was HGTV...how NOT to do it urself

Many years after purchasing the ancestral split level ranch, Clarence became Mr. Do it Urself courtesy of Time/Life Home Repair do it Urself series of books. the most memorable project was his stucco popcorn ceiling in the den. The finished product didn't offer enuf pizazz; so this "old peeps" decided to kick it up a notch by... Tossing. Silver.glitter.sprinkles Upontheceilinginthehopetheywouldstick. Unfortunately my mother Joy was hosting a meeting that evening in the den. Fortunately some of the glitter did stick to the ceiling, unfortunately her meeting attendees all had silver highlights in their coiffures when they left.